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  Earth Is The Strangest Planet

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  INTRODUCTION Robert Silverberg

  AND LO! THE BIRD Nelson Bond

  NARROW VALLEY R. A. Lafferty

  EMPIRE OF THE ANTS H. G.Wells

  I

  II

  III

  IV

  THS NIGHT THAT ALL TIME BROKE OUT Brian W. Aldiss

  DAVY JONES’ AMBASSADOR Raymond Z. Gallun

  I

  II

  III

  IV

  V

  VI

  VII

  ROCK DIVER Harry Harrison

  OR ALL THE SEAS WITH OYSTERS Avram Davidson

  THE CHRYSALIS P. Schuyler Miller

  THE ROTIFERS Robert Abernathy

  WHEN WE WENT TO SEE THE END OF THE WORLD Robert Silverberg

  Earth Is The Strangest Planet

  Ten Stories of Science Fiction

  edited by

  Robert Silverberg

  THOMAS NELSON INC., PUBLISHERS

  Nashville New York

  No character in this book is intended to represent any actual person; all the incidents of the stories are entirely fictional in nature.

  Copyright © 1977 by Robert Silverberg

  All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Conventions. Published in Nashville, Tennessee, by Thomas Nelson Inc., Publishers, and simultaneously in Don Mills, Ontario, by Thomas Nelson & Sons (Canada) Limited. Manufactured in the United States of America.

  First edition

  Library of Congress Cataloging in Publication Data Main entry under title:

  1. Science fiction, American 2. Science fiction, English I. Silverberg, Robert.

  PZ1.E125 [PS648.S3] 813’.0876 76-55728

  ISBN 0-8407-6528-2

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  And Lo! The Bird by Nelson Bond, copyright 1950, 1954 by Nelson Bond. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  Narrow Valley, by R. A. Lafferty, copyright © 1966 by Mercury Press. Reprinted by permission of the author and his agent, Virginia Kidd.

  The Night That All Time Broke Out, by Brian W. Aldiss, copyright © 1967 by Harlan Ellison. Reprinted by permission of the author and the Scott Meredith Literary Agency, Inc.

  Davy Jones’ Ambassador, by Raymond Z. Gallun, copyright 1935 by Street & Smith Publications, Inc. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  Rock Diver, by Harry Harrison, copyright 1950 by Harry Harrison. Reprinted by permission of the author and his agent, Robert P. Mills, Ltd.

  Or All the Seas With Oysters, by Avram Davidson, copyright © 1958 by Galaxy Publishing Corporation. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  The Chrysalis, by P. Schuyler Miller, copyright 1936 by Street & Smith Publications, Inc., copyright © 1964 (renewed) by The Conde Nast Publications, Inc. Reprinted by permission of Reed Smith Shaw & McClay, representatives for the author’s estate.

  The Rotifers, by Robert Abernathy, copyright 1953 by Quinn Publishing Co., Inc. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  When We Went to See the End of the World, by Robert Silver-berg, copyright © 1972 by Terry Carr. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  INTRODUCTION

  Robert Silverberg

  It is not hard to find wonders in science fiction, but mostly they are found in stories set in remote galaxies or in the vast reaches of the future. The library shelves are crowded with books with titles like EXPLORERS OF SPACE or VOYAGERS IN TIME or WORLDS OF MAYBE—to mention just a few for which I happen to be responsible.

  But there are more real wonders in a puddle of muddy water than in a million imaginary galaxies, and the book you now hold in your hands is intended to demonstrate that. Here are ten science-fiction stories, all of them set on Earth in the more-or-less present day—and they are full of such miracles and splendors as will satisfy the most jaded seeker after novelty. We meet the dwellers in the puddle, yes, and those in the depths of the ocean and the bowels of the planet, we are menaced by sinister coat hangers and we step through mysterious folds in the space-time continuum, we see dinosaurs run amok in suburban England and bizarre beings emerge from archaeological digs, and never once do we leave the planet of our birth; never once do we journey into distant eras. The scope of science fiction is so immense that we can serve up all this dazzlement without ever departing very far from the here and now. Or perhaps the credit should go, not to science fiction, but to Earth itself, our inexhaustible, always surprising home world—which may very well be the strangest planet in all the universe, our prosaic little planet, the planet that gave the universe the stegosaurus, the kangaroo, the Venus flytrap, the pelican, the turtle, the lobster, and a billion other miracles, not the least of them the human imagination.

  —Robert Silverberg

  AND LO! THE BIRD

  Nelson Bond

  Nelson Bond has had a long and distinguished career as a writer—beginning with the science-fiction magazines of the late 1930’s, moving on to such highly regarded all-fiction publications as Argosy and Blue Book, then to television in the days of Studio One, Philco Playhouse, Playhouse 90, and the other great dramatic shows of the 1950’s. These days he lives down Virginia way, doing little writing but operating a thriving rare-book business. His stories keep coming back into print, though, and little wonder about that, for they are lively, crisply told, and imaginative—as, for example, this chilling fantasy, monumentally improbable and yet somehow not at all implausible. In the long roster of end-of-the-world stories, this one stands out as one of the strangest.

  * * *

  The Bird of Time has but a little way To fly—and Lo! the Bird is on the wing.

  —Edward FitzGerald, Rubaiyat of Omar Kayyam—

  * * *

  I don’t know why I’m bothering to write this. It’s undoubtedly the most useless bit of writing I’ve ever done in a career devoted to defacing reams of clean copy paper with torrents of fatuous words. But I’ve got to do something to keep my mind occupied, and since I was in this from the beginning, I might as well set it down as I remember it.

  Of course, my record of those first days makes no difference now. But, then, nothing matters much now. Perhaps nothing ever really mattered much, actually. I don’t know. I’m not very sure about anything any more. Except that this is an absurdly unimportant story for me to be writing. And that somehow I must do it, nonetheless… .

  I’ve said I was in this from the beginning. That’s a laugh. How long ago it really started is any man’s guess. It depends on how you choose to measure time. Some four thousand years ago, if you’re a fundamentalist adherent to Archbishop Ussher’s chronology. Perhaps three thousand million years ago, if you have that which until a few short weeks ago we used to speak of vaingloriously as “a scientific mind.”

  I don’t know the truth of the matter, nor does anyone else, but so far as I’m concerned it started about a month ago. On the night our City Editor, Smitty, wigwagged me to his desk and grunted a query at me.

  “Do you know anything about astronomy?” he asked a bit petulantly.

  “Sure,” I told him. “Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and something-or-other.”

  “How?” frowned Smitty.

  “And Pluto,” I remembered. “The solar family. The planets in the order of their distance from the sun. I had a semester of star-gazing at school. Some of it rubbed off.”

  “Good,” said the C.E. “You’ve just won yourself an assignment. Do you know Dr. Abramson?”

  “I know who he is. The big wheel on the university observatory staff.”

  “That’s right. Well, go see him. He
’s got something big —he says,” appended Smitty.

  “Cab?” I asked hopefully.

  “Bus.”

  “Astronomically speaking,” I suggested, “a big story could mean a lot of things. A comet striking earth. The heat of the sun failing and letting us all freeze to death.”

  “Things are tough all over,” shrugged Smitty. “The suburban buses run every twenty minutes until midnight.”

  “On the other hand,” I mused, “he may have run into some meteorological disturbance that means atomic experiment. If the Reds are playing around with an H-bomb—”

  “Okay, a cab,” sighed Smitty. “Get going.”

  Abramson was a small, slim, sallow man with shadowed eyes. He shook my hand and motioned me into a chair across the yellow oak desk from him, adjusted a gooseneck lamp so it would shine in neither of our faces, then steepled lean white fingers. He said, “It was good of you to come so promptly, Mr.-”

  “Flaherty,” I told him.

  “Well, Flaherty, it’s like this. In our profession it isn’t customary to release stories through the press. As a rule, we publish our observations in technical journals comprehensible, for the most part, only to specialists. But this time such treatment does not seem adequate. It might not be fast enough. I’ve seen something in the heavens—and I don’t like it.”

  I made hen scratches on a fold of copy paper.

  “This thing you saw? A new comet, maybe?”

  “I’m not sure that I know,” said Abramson, “and I’m even less sure I want to know. But whatever it is, it’s unusual enough and, I suspect, important enough to warrant the step I’m taking. In order to get the swiftest possible confirmation of my observations, and of my fears, I feel I must use the public press to tell my message.”

  “All the news that’s fit to print,” I said, “and a lot that isn’t; that’s our stock in trade. What is it you’ve seen?”

  He stared at me somberly for a long minute. Then:

  “A bird,” he said.

  I glanced at him in swift surprise. “A bird?” I felt like smiling, but the look in his eyes did not encourage mirth.

  “A bird,” he repeated. “Far in the depths of space. The telescope was directed toward Pluto, farthermost planet of our solar system. A body almost four thousand millions of miles from Earth.

  “And at that distance” —he spoke with a painful deliberation— “at that incredible distance, I saw a bird!”

  Maybe he read the disbelief in my eyes. Anyway, he opened the top drawer of his desk, drew forth a sheaf of 8-by-10 glossies, and laid them before me.

  “Here,” he said. “See for yourself.”

  The first photograph meant little to me. It showed a field of star-emblazoned space—the typical sort of picture you find in any astronomy textbook. But on it one square was outlined in white pencil. The second photo was an enlargement of this square, showing in magnified detail the outlined area. The field was larger, brighter; a myriad of glowing stars diffused a silvery radiance over the entire plate. Against this nebulosity stood out in stark relief the firm, jet silhouette of a gigantic birdlike creature in full flight.

  I ventured an uncertain attempt at rationalization. I said, “Interesting. But, Dr. Abramson, many dark spots have been photographed in space. The Coalsack, for instance. And the black nebula in—”

  “True,” he acknowledged. “But if you will look at the next exposure?”

  I turned to the third photograph, and for the first time felt the breath of that thin, cold, helpless dread which in the weeks ahead was to come to dwell with me. It depicted an overlapping portion of that field surveyed in the second print. But the dark, occulting silhouette had changed. That which was limned against the background of the stars was still the outline of a bird—but the shape had changed. A wing which had been lifted now was dropped; the postures of neck and head and bill were subtly but definitely altered.

  “This photograph,” said Abramson in a dry, emotionless voice, “was taken five minutes after the first one. Disregarding the changed appearance of the—the image— and considering only the object’s relative position in space, as indicated by the parallax, to have shifted its position to such an extent in so short a time indicates that the thing casting that image must have been traveling at a velocity of approximately one hundred thousand miles per minute.”

  “What!” I exclaimed. “But that’s impossible. Nothing on earth can travel at such a speed.”

  “Nothing on earth,” agreed Abramson. “But cosmic bodies can—and do. And for all that it has the semblance of a living creature, this thing—whatever it is—is a cosmic body.

  “And that,” he continued fretfully, “is why I asked you to come out here. That is the story I want you to write. That is why no moment must be wasted.”

  I said, “I can write the story, but it will never be believed.”

  “Perhaps not—at first. Nevertheless, it must be released. The public may laugh if it chooses. Other observatories will check my discovery, verify my conclusions. And that is the important thing. No matter what it may lead to, what it means, we must learn the truth. The world has a right to know the threat confronting it.”

  “Threat? You think there is a threat?”

  He nodded slowly, gravely.

  “Yes, Flaherty. I know there is. There is a thing these pictures may not tell you, but that will be recognized instantly by any trained mathematician.

  “That thing—bird, beast, machine, or whatever it may be—travels in a computable path. And the direction of its flight is—toward our sun!”

  My interview threw Smitty for a loss. He read copy swiftly, scowled, studied the pix, and read the story again, this time more slowly and with furrows congealing on his forehead. Then he stalked over to my desk.

  “Flaherty,” he complained in a tone of outraged indignation, “what is all this? What the hell is it, I mean?”

  “A story,” I told him. “The story you sent me out to get. Abramson’s story.”

  “I know that. But—a bird! What the hell kind of a story is that?”

  I shrugged. “Frankly, I don’t know. Dr. Abramson seemed to think it’s important. Maybe,” I suggested, “he’s got rocs in his head?”

  It was too subtle for Smitty. He smudged the bridge of his nose with a copy pencil and muttered something uncomplimentary to astronomers in general and Abramson in particular.

  “I suppose we’ve got to print it,” he decided. “But we don’t have to make damned fools of ourselves. Lighten this up. If we must run it, we’ll play it for laughs.”

  So that’s what we did. We carried it on an inside page, complete with Abramson’s pictures, as a special feature, gently humorous in tone. We didn’t openly poke fun at Abramson, of course. He was, after all, the observatory chief of staff. But we soft-pedaled the science angle. I rewrote the yarn in the style we generally use for flying saucer reports and sea-serpent stories.

  Which was, of course, a terrific boner. But in all fairness to Smitty, how was he to know this was the story to end all stories? The biggest story of his or any newspaperman’s career?

  Think back to the first time you read about it, and be honest. Did you guess, then, that it was gospel truth?

  We soon discovered our mistake. Reaction to the yarn was swift and startling. The Banner had been on the streets less than an hour when the phones began to ring.

  That, in itself, was not unusual. Any out-of-the-ordinary story brings its quota of cranks crawling forth from the woodwork. Discount the confirmation of the local amateur observer who called in to verify Abramson’s observation. His possibly lucid report was overshadowed by the equally sincere, but considerably less credible, reports of a dozen naked-eye “witnesses” who also averred to have seen a gigantic birdlike creature soaring across the heavens during the night. Half of these described the markings of the bird; one even claimed to have heard its mating call.

  Two erstwhile civilian defense aircraft spotters called to identif
y the object variously, but with equal assurance, as a B-29 and a Russian superjet. A member of the Audubon Society identified the bird as a ruby-throated nuthatch which, he suggested, must have flown in front of the telescope just as the camera clicked. An itinerant preacher of an obscure cult marched into our office to inform us with savage delight that this was the veritable bird foretold in the Book of Revelations, and that the end of the world could now be expected momentarily, if not sooner.

  These were the lunatic fringe. What was unusual was that all the calls which flooded our office during the next twenty-four hours were not made by screwballs and fanatics. Some were of great importance, not only to their instigators but to the scientific world, and to mankind in general.

  We had fed a take to the Associated Press. To our astonishment, from that syndicate we received an immediate demand for follow-up material, including copies of Abramson’s pix. The national picture magazines were even more on their toes. They flew their own boys to town and had contacted Abramson for a second story before we wised up to the fact that we had broken the number-one sensation of the year.

  Meanwhile, and most important of all, astronomers elsewhere throughout the world set their big eyes for the area of the thing first spotted by Dr. Abramson. And within twenty-four hours, to the stunned dismay of all who, like Smitty and myself, had seen it as a terrific joke, verifications were forthcoming from every observatory that enjoyed good viewing conditions. What’s more, mathematicians verified Abramson’s estimates as to the thing’s speed and trajectory. The bird, estimated to be larger in size than any solar planet, was conceded to be somewhere in the vicinity of Pluto—and approaching our sun at a speed of 145,000,000 miles per day!